Dr. Suess gone wrong

Rhyme wasn't something Ro caught on to until recently. Going to school has definitely influenced Ro's "boy" humor. I feel like boys (and a lot of men in general) have pretty sophomoric humor. Tonight, he was pretending his bath was poop soup and he kept trying to get me to eat it because I was a "Bad Superpower diaper Bad guy". He kept asking me if I wanted poop soup with submarines, snails, and snakes. And I'd add to his poop soup rhyme. I'm no dupe. I won't eat a scoop of poop soup. It looks like brown goop. He'd laugh so hard I thought he'd be sick. Then, he suggested that we have mustard custard for dessert. Ewwwwwwwwwww!