Thursday, August 03, 2006

funny sayings

Upon learning a playmate's name was Jarr. Ro ran up to me and said. "My friend's name is Jarr. That's a funny name. He must be from another city or something."

After waking to discover a giant mosquito bite on his calf... "That was a little mosquito!!! AUGH!!! What happens if you meet a big one?" You could tell he thought a big one would just suck him dry. I've been trying to explain mosquitos are tiny and only take one drop of blood.

Roen came up to me in the kitchen and said, "Mommy, I want you to say a bad word!" I said, "Ok, what bad word should I say?" Ro said, "EVVVVIIIIILLLLLL!!!!" So, I said, "EEEEEEVIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!" in a deep, throaty voice and he ran off squealing.

While talking about the possible origins of Gatorade, Ro says, "How do they squeeze the alligator out of the crocodile?"

After meeting another little boy with the same name ( but different spelling), Ro got in the car and was bursting with excitement. "Are we twins? Does he live in a rectangle house too?"

A classic Ro-ism
"Millipedes are my best friends!"


Simone's favorite saying of the moment is "I have an idea!"

Sim: I have an idea!
Me: What?
Sim: airplane!
Me: oh? Do you want to fly?
Sim: No, throw it!
(I feign throwing a paper airplane)
Sim: I catch it!
Sim: I have another idea!
Me: What?
Sim: blue airplane
(repeat several more times about a tree, a sock, or whatever else happens to be around. Airplanes are a favorite topic though.)


Anonymous Linda said...

eviiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllll ;)

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

You have been tagged by Molly & Murphy! It's a blogging game where you list weird things about you or your children or your dog (or really, whatever you want - weird things in your fridge or sock drawer could work too). Go to sarahsthreads to see the rules as they were passed on to us

3:35 PM  

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