cannibalism

Roen said he thought life was probably very hard for cannibals since they had to eat their family and friends. I said that cannibals didn't eat their friends, they ate their enemies and Roen said, "Well, that is really impolite!" We ended up talking for a long time about cannibalism and the crash in the Andes that happened when I was a baby. Roen is quite horrified by it all. He says, "How do I keep getting in these situations!" He is bothered at how is curiosity about something always ends up freaking him out.

If I were a pirate ---

If Roen were a pirate, he would steal gold but he would never ransack anything. If Simone were a pirate, she would steal kittens --- and jewels.